*continues to pray for a better Mortal Instruments*
*without English accents*
*or cheesy lines*
*or tight leather vests*
*or demons that infiltrate the freaking Institute*
*don’t forget the werewolves that jumped that Institute fence, too*
*or Valentine’s dreadlocks*
*never forget the dreadlocks*
Will: Tessa is a new breed of shadowhunter.
Jace: Yeah, well Clary can draw and create her own runes.
Will Tessa can shape shift.
Jace: Well Clary can-
Will: Tessa is immortal which is a bit of a downer but to be honest-
Jace: I got laid in Hell.
Jace: William Herondale, speechless?
Will: Be cocky now, but I know where you sleep.
Will: Ducks. Ducks shall be my choice of weapon.